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  به صورت.فینگیلیش   0000000000000000000000       1.be torke migan mizari bachat bere daneshgah migae: age be darsesh latme nazane, are 0000000000000000000000 2.Torke mikhaste bere shekare khargoosh azash miporsan chejoori mikhay khargoosh shekar koni mige: kari nadare ke miri poshte derakht sedaye havij dar miyari. 0000000000000000000000 3.Torke kilide mashinesho to mashin ja mizare zano bachash too mashin gir mikonan. 0000000000000000000000 4.Torke mire parti ye pesare dasht halikopteri miraghside torke jav migiratesh ba RPG mizanatesh 0000000000000000000000 5.YE torke ye jir jirak peyda mikone ta sobh mishine roghan karish mikone 0000000000000000000000     به صورت.فینگیلیش   0000000000000000000000       1.be torke migan mizari bachat bere daneshgah migae: age be darsesh latme nazane, are 0000000000000000000000 2.Torke mikhaste bere shekare khargoosh azash miporsan chejoori mikhay khargoosh shekar koni mige: kari nadare ke miri poshte derakht sedaye havij dar miyari. 0000000000000000000000 3.Torke kilide mashinesho to mashin ja mizare zano bachash too mashin gir mikonan. 0000000000000000000000 4.Torke mire parti ye pesare dasht halikopteri miraghside torke jav migiratesh ba RPG mizanatesh 0000000000000000000000 5.YE torke ye jir jirak peyda mikone ta sobh mishine roghan karish mikone 0000000000000000000000 6.Torke mayosh soorakh mishe , ghargh mishe 0000000000000000000000 7.ye bar torke to dastesh mikh rafte bode..bad mikharo dar miare..mibine khon miad .dobare mikharo mizare sare jash!!! 0000000000000000000000 8.Torke eynak aftabi mizane. bachash miyad too otagh. be bachash mige: ta in vaght e shab koja boodi...? 0000000000000000000000 9.yek bar ye mare dashte mirafte shahrake gharb . avalesh migofte fis fis badesh ke barmigarde migofe dips dips!!! 0000000000000000000000 10.be torke migan ba loobiya jomle besaz mige: koochooloo biya!!! 0000000000000000000000 11.Torke savare asansor mishe mibine neveshte: zarfiyat 12nafar. ba khodesh mige: ajab badbakhtiye ha! hala11nafar e dig e az koja biyaram? 0000000000000000000000 12.ye zany vase bachash lalaei mikhoonde bad az nim saat bachehe mige "hala dige khafe sho mikham bekhabam" 0000000000000000000000 13.be torke migan az che rangi khoshet miyad? mige kamrang 0000000000000000000000 14.gosalehe ba mamanesh davash mishe mire dame dar mige :taxi dar bast koshtargah 0000000000000000000000 15.yek ghazvini akhond mishe miporsan chera? Mige akhe shenidam mardom be akhoonda posht kardand 0000000000000000000000 16.ye ruz ye torkeh ye sarhang mibineh migeh agha shoma goruhbanid?sarhangeh mibineh in kheili bighe migeh are,,,,,,torkeh migeh pas ghalat kardi lebas sarhangi pushidi 0000000000000000000000 17.be torke migan age hame donyaro behet bedan chi kar mikoni?mige mifrosham miram kharej 0000000000000000000000 18.be yeki migan ba matiz jomle besaz mige: matiz your name? 0000000000000000000000 19.rashtie ezdevaj mikone be dostash zang mizane mige bacheha man zan gereftam bian khoneye ma safa 0000000000000000000000 20.be torkeh migan ba EDAREH jomleh besaz migeh EEEE DAREH jisham mirizeh 0000000000000000000000 21.yeki dashte dore meydon micharkhide behesh migan cherainghadr dor meydon micharkhi mige akhe rahnamam gir karde 0000000000000000000000 22.Torke ba zanesh davash shode boode ba ham harf nemizadan , shab ke miad bekhabe mibine zanesh 1 yaddasht gozashte , neveshte mano saat 6 bidar kon. farda sobh zane saat 10 az khab pa mishe mibine torke 1 yaddasht gozashte , pasho zanike khar saat 6 e 0000000000000000000000 23.Torke khodesho be moosh mordegi mizane gorbe mikhoradesh 0000000000000000000000 24.dost rashtie shab mire khonee rashtie!rashtie mige man be shoooma etemad daram mizaram zanam beinemon bekhabe yevakht.....nakoni!onam mige bashe! 1 saat bad zane pa mishe be marde mige ye lab bede!marde mige zeshte !shoharet bidar mishe!zane ba balesh mizane to sare shohare mige didi?bidar nashod!labe omidan va mikhaban! 1 saat bad dobare zane havas lab mikone!zane ham mesl dafe pish vali in dafe ba maytabe mizane to sare rashtie ta akhar labo begire!dafe bad dobare zane lab mikhaste !marde mige baba shoharet bidar mishe!zane mige voiso va mire biron!yehoo rashtie pa mishe mige the bekonesh dige!raft bil biare! vaghean be bakhshid 0000000000000000000000 25.Torke mikhaste poshtesho bekharoone ajor mizare zire pash!!! 0000000000000000000000 26.torkaro boos mikonan jav migiratesh hamele mishe !! 0000000000000000000000 27.ye rooz ye rashteieh mireh khooneh mibineh ke zanesh ba ye marde gharibeh tooie teras khooneh mashghool hastan kheili asabani mishe va dad mizaneh Aoooooo martikeh kesafate bi aberoo mage man otagh khab nadaram?28.Torke ba doostesh mire cinema , vasataye film ye gave hamle mikone be samte doorbin , torke dar mire doostesh mikhande mige baba filme , torke:man midoonam filme to midooni film , in gave ke nemidoone film 0000000000000000000000 29.pesare torke be babash mige baba mikham beram daneshgah , babash mige be sharti ke be darset latme nazani 0000000000000000000000 30.Torke porteghal khooni mikhore EIDS migire31.Torka miran soorakhe laye ozono bedozan khodeshon mimoonan onvaresh 0000000000000000000000 32.Torke meemeere......joke ha tamoom meeshan!!!! 0000000000000000000000 33.pirzane migoze konesh rag be rag mishe 0000000000000000000000 34.rashtye mire zanesho bime omr kone ,yaroo mige jenab che bimeyee konam ?rashtye mige shakhse sales benvis!!! chon raft o amadesh ziade 0000000000000000000000 35.ye morghe be ye morghe dige mige: nemidooni khahar too jibe dokhtaram adamse khooroos peyda kardam....oonyeki mige :in ke chizi nis man to jibe dokhtaram tokhme morgh peyda kardam 0000000000000000000000 36.be ye zane rashti migan moghe moasheghe ba shoharet ham harf mizani?migeh agar telephone bezaneh areh!!!!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 37.az rashteie porsidan ke miidooni eidz cheieh migeh eidz chizeieh ke agar man dashteh basham zanam dareh age zanam dashteh bashe tamame shahr ham daran 0000000000000000000000 38.ye bar 1 torke ba 2 ta siyah poost ye cheragh jadoo peyda mikonan (in cheragh jadoo faghat ye arezo baravarde mikarde) , kholasash siyahe mige mano sefid kon sfid mishe , siyah dovomi ham hamin arezo ro mikone , torke mige dobare in 2 ta ro siyah kon 0000000000000000000000 39.Torke mire khase gari bad maman va babaye dokhatre migan dokhtaremoon felan ke dare dars mikhoone hala har vaght darsesh tamoom shod , torke pas man miram ye 1 saat dige miyam ke darsesh tamoom shode bashe 0000000000000000000000 40.rashtiye mire khoone mibine ye sarbaze khoonashoone sari mire donbalesh , sarbaze mire sari zire takht rashtiye mige biya biroon man az in zir sarhang ha sargord ha dar ovordam to ke sahli 0000000000000000000000 41.ye evakhahare mikhore zamin mige eva jazebe toham 0000000000000000000000 42.ye hezar paaaa az derakht miyofte , mige:akh pam akh pam akh pam akh pam akh pam zarbdar 1000 0000000000000000000000 43.Torke ba khoda ghar mikone mikhaste namaz bekhoone mige 4 rakat namaz zohr mikhoonam ((be kasiyam rabti nadare)) 0000000000000000000000 44.be torke migan ba tole sag jomle besaz mige tole sag, zarbdar arze sag, mishe masahat sag 0000000000000000000000 45.ye rooz ye kore khare az mamanesh miporse maman chera ma hamishe saremoon paeene??!! madresh mige:akhe pesram torke ke baraye ma aberoo nazashtan 0000000000000000000000 46.rashtiye varede khoone mishe , ye marde sari dar mire to teras rashteye sari mire migresh mige inja chekar mikoni migi havapeyma sooghoot kard man oftdam inja mige ay ridam too in rejimo artesh mige chera mige 2 rooz pish ye ghvase to vanemoon raho gom karde bood. 0000000000000000000000 47.Torke mosafer keshi mikard. ye ja ye zane behesh mige: agha karimkhan mirid ? torke mige: maloome ke mirid age nemirid ke mimord. 0000000000000000000000 48.ye torke ashghal mireh to cheshmesh shab saat 9 mire dame dar va miste 0000000000000000000000 49.Basijiye Mire Olampic Behesh Migan shoma too mosabeghat be che maghami fekr mikonin???? Mige Man Faghat be magham moazzame rahbari fekr mikonam 0000000000000000000000 50.midoni ageh yeh tork lisans begire chi misheh ? misheh loor.! 0000000000000000000000 51.behesh migan (torke) koja bodi ? rafteh bodam madar zanam ro khak konam .pas chera khaki va khoni hasti ? akheh kheili mogavemat kard ! 0000000000000000000000 52.Torke mire jeloye Aiene , pole khodesho mikeshe o mige chetori khare !!! 0000000000000000000000 53.be torke migan: ta hala shodeh too sharayeti gir koni ke na rahe pish dashteh bashi na rahe pas ? torke: are , ye bar aareh rafteh bod too koonam 0000000000000000000000 54.Torke mire 2ktor , migeh:aghaye 2ktor man mikham 1000 saal omr konam .2ktor: khobe sigar mikeshi?torke: na2ktor: mavade mokhader masraf mikoni?torke: na2ktor: mashrob mikhori?torke: na2ktor: khanom bazi mikoni?torke: na2ktore shaki mishe migeh : akhe martikeye nafahm mikhaei 1000 saal omr koni ke che ghalati bekoni !?!?!? 0000000000000000000000 55.ye rooz ye rashtie be zanesh mige elahi mushe koor bokhoradet zanesh mige chera mushe koor?mige chon nafahme che gohi khorde 0000000000000000000000 56.yebar be ye lakposhte migan doroogh begoo mige : davidam o davidam 0000000000000000000000 57.rashtiye mire kelas gheirat , nesfe shab zanesh boland mishe, rashtiye mige: khanom jan koja miri? zane mige: daram miram dastshooi. mige: nemikhad beri begir bekhab khodam miram!!! 0000000000000000000000 58.Torke har kanal mizade heivon neshon midade be pesaresh mige boro bebin enten nayoftade to tavile 0000000000000000000000 59.Torke savar otobos mishe mibine ye zane hamele neshaste mige khanom in chiye to shekamet zane mige bachame torke mige dostesh dari zane mige khili torke mige pas chera ghortesh dadi ?!?!?! 0000000000000000000000 60.moaleme bache basigiye ro mibare pa takhte mige khotot movazi tarif kon mige 2 khat movazi 2 khatiyan ke hamdigaro ghat nakonan magar be dastor magham moazame rahbari 0000000000000000000000 61.midoonin kodoom heyvoone ke hamaro mishnase???????????????????goosfandbe herki mirese mike baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 0000000000000000000000 62.be lakposhte migan chera namaz nemikhoni mige akhe lak daram 0000000000000000000000 63.Be khamenei migan vahede rish chie? mige an ! migan chera? mige chon rishe khomeinianbashtas . male man anboohe . male akbar andake . male khatami ham andazast...!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 64.rashtiiye zanesh mimire shirini mide migan chera?mige baraye avalin bar khiyalam rahate ke koja mikhabe 0000000000000000000000 65.ye rooz ye divoone khoone boode doktoro mikhaste bimarasho emtehan kone bebine khoob shodan navare azaadary mizare hame bolan mishan miraghsan ye nafar oon gooshe neshaste boode fekr mikone khoob shode mige chera to nemiraghsi mige akhe man aroosam 0000000000000000000000 66.ye bar to rasht zelzele miad rashtye dado bidad mikone mige ahhhhhhy...mardom zanam zire avar gir karde.behesh migan khob boro daresh biar mige akhe nemidoonam too kodoom khoonast!! 0000000000000000000000 67.ye rashtye 4 saal zanesho ba khiaar mikarde , zanesh mifahme, shaaki mishe mige martike khejalat nakeshidi mano 4 saal ba khiaar mikardi? rashtye mige man khejalat bekesham ya to ke to in 4 saal 4 ta bache ovordi? 0000000000000000000000 68.Torke kelase raghs mizare , varshekast mishe. midoonin chera? chon be harki miraghside shabash midade 0000000000000000000000 69.Torke miofte too joob vase inke zaye nashe seda ghooti dar miare 0000000000000000000000 70.Ye Torke Nane babasho Mikohse Azash Miporsan Akhe To Chera Inkaro Kardy? Mige Bade 20 Sal Be Rabeteye Kasifeshun Pey Bordam!! 0000000000000000000000 71.ye roz ye torke kise haye simano mizashte ro kolesho miborde invar onvar kheyly ham nafas nafas mizade , behesh migan khob agha az forghon estefade kon mige estefade kardam vali charkhesh poshtamo zakhmy mikone 0000000000000000000000 72.ye zane to khiyabon dashte goshad goshad rah mirafte ye late mibine mige abji khoda bad nade mige khoda bad nanade khodam bad dadam73.ye zarbolmasal chini mige age ye khar boset kone behtar az ineke ye bos kharet kone 0000000000000000000000 74.ye torke dashte to binahayat ghadam mizade ye sedaye boland be gooshesh mirese. Bar migarde mibine 2ta khatte movazi khordan be ham. 0000000000000000000000 75.be torke migan shoma hamaton in ghadr sadeh hastin mige nababa rah rahemoon to afrighast 0000000000000000000000 76.Akse ye kargadan ro be ye torke neshon midan migan shoma to shahretoon be in chi migin? mige valla ma ghalat mikonim be in chizi begim.... 0000000000000000000000 77.aval shalvareto dar miyaram , bad mikesham jolo , bad boset mikonam , bad poshaketo avaz mikonam 0000000000000000000000 78.Torke daftar khateretesh por mishe , daftaresho mindaze door 0000000000000000000000 79.az torke miporsan midoni family khoda chiye mige vala nemidonam vali gamon konam vakili bashe 0000000000000000000000 80.Torke mire emam reza ehsasaty mishe mige : Emam ali ghorbone labe teshnat beram pas key zohoor mikoni ??? 0000000000000000000000 81.be torke migan namzadi mesl chi mimone mige mesl inke babat ye 2charkhe barat bekhare nazare savar shi 0000000000000000000000 82.ye roz zan rashtiye ye pasho mizare ro on pash on pash be on yeki pash mige che ajab ma shomaro didim 0000000000000000000000 83.rashiye zan migire behesh migan tahghigh karde bodi mige harki karde bode razi bode 0000000000000000000000 84.Torke shamposh makhsos mohaye khoshk bode bedone ab saresho mishore 0000000000000000000000 85.basijiye ashegh mishe , navar khali gosh mide 0000000000000000000000 86.arose mire gol bechine , shahr dari migirash 0000000000000000000000 87.kardid hajateton ghati shod man hamele shodam 0000000000000000000000 88.Torke mire emamzade mibine shloghe , mire vasat mige shologh nakonid on dafe ke shologh 0000000000000000000000 89.Torke seke ro mindaze bala shir miad farar mikone 0000000000000000000000 90.Torke zang mizane 118 mige agha shoma shomareye asghar yosefi dari yaro bad az koli gashtan mige na torke mige pas yadasht kon 0000000000000000000000 91.ye maghz mirese be ye torke mige begoo mano kam dari begoo 0000000000000000000000 92.be abadaniye khabar midan babat morde mige akh jon az farda tirip meshki 0000000000000000000000 93.Tafavote ye monshiye khoob ba ye monshiye kheili kheili khoob chie ??? >>>>>>> monshiye khoob mige : SOBH BEKHEIR RAEES , monshiye kheili khoob mige : SOBH SHODE RAEES 0000000000000000000000 94.Tokre mire namaz jome jav migiratesh moj mexici mire ... 0000000000000000000000 95.Torke mire doctor mige aghaye doctor nemidoonam chera hich kas be man mahal nemizare, doctore mige nafare ba'd 0000000000000000000000 96.Torke edeaye peighambari mikone, mardom behesh migan: toke peighambari pas ketabet ko?? mige: man ketab metab nadaram jozve migam benevisid!!! 0000000000000000000000 97.Torke mikonan rais seda sima bad az ye hafe bar kenaresh mikonan chon vasat azan payam bazargani pakhsh mikard 0000000000000000000000 98.Torke miyad tehron ye 2khatre khoshgel mibine mige khanom in dost 2khtar ke migan shomaeid 0000000000000000000000 99.az ghazvinye miporsan tahsil kardi mige tahsil nakardam vali mohasel chera 0000000000000000000000 100.yaro kandid riyesat jomhori mishe 3 ta raei bishtar nemiyare shab mire khone khanomesh dar ja yeki mikhabone to goshesh mige midonestam paye ye zane digeam vasate 0000000000000000000000 101.torkaro mibordan jahanam mige chera migan chon 324/273 rakat namaz ghaza dari mige oon 324 dorost /273 chie migan oon cosinoose zavie enheraf az gheblas 0000000000000000000000 102.az rashtiye miporsan shoma ba che sahmiyei vared daneshgah shodin ? mige: man eftekhar mikonam farzand 3 ta shahidam 0000000000000000000000 103.be ye torke migan: sezariano tarif kon che amalie? mige: bache be sharte chaghoooooo!!!! 0000000000000000000000 104.agar khoda be dokhtara etminan dasht oonaro POLUM shode nemifrestad 0000000000000000000000 105.Ye rooz ye basijiye az ye 2khtare khoshesh miad bad mire behesh mige khanoom bebakhshid eftekhre ye rakat namaz ba maro midid 0000000000000000000000 106.ye rooz be ye torke migan ba BALESH jomle besaz,mige raftam shekar ye parande didam khastam bezanam be baleshh....migan ba inn balesh na ba oon BALESH ,mige khob raftam shekar ye parande didam ,moondam bezanam too in balesh ya oon baleshhh......migan na baba aslan bikhial ba TOSHAK jomle besaz,mige raftam shekar ye parande didam TOOSHAk boodam bezanam be in BALESH ya oon BALESH 0000000000000000000000 107.Torke khab mibine hanabandoone,bidar mishe mibine ride !!! 0000000000000000000000 108.Torke mire jolo ayneh harchi fek mikone adame too aynaro nemishnase hey ba khodesh fek mikone man in mardaro koja didam?...bade ye saat mige aha hala yadam oftad in hamoone ke too salmooniam didamesh 0000000000000000000000 109.Be ghazvinie migan ye khatere shirin tarif kon , mige "ye bache bood... sefid bood...ye koche BOMbast bod" , migan ye khatereye bad tarif kon , mige "ay baba ! bache boodim ...sefid boodim ye koche Bombast.." 0000000000000000000000 110.be dokhtar mashadeih migan ba moryaneh jomle besaz mige:mokoni more ya ne ? 0000000000000000000000 111.Torke ye nafaro mibare pezeshke ghanooni mige age momkene javaze dafne ino sader konin.migan chi shode ke morde?torke mige:sam khorde.migan pas chera saro sooratesh khoonie? torke mige:akhe nemikhord 0000000000000000000000 112.be torke migan shomare mobilet chandeh? migeh 915 405 206 zantia. 0000000000000000000000 113.Torke rayise fedrasione shatranj mishe 2 ta ghanoon mizare : 1-asb dige nemitoone filo bezane 2-khar ham bazie!!! 0000000000000000000000 114.midonid vaghti khoda dovomin seyah posto afarid chi goft??????????goft ey baba in yeki ham ke sokht 0000000000000000000000 115.ye torke ezdevej mikone bad azarosi mifahme zanesh esrailie ro doshak hazer nemishe 0000000000000000000000 116.midunid shabahate havij ba damane kutah chie? ...har dutashun dide cheshmo ziad mikonan 0000000000000000000000 117.rashtiye be refighesh mige ye zan gereftam holo elahi kofteton beshe 0000000000000000000000 118.Bozorgtarin arezooye 2khtara ine ke betoonan be divar beshashan 0000000000000000000000 119.midoonid zani ke hamele nemishe ro chi migan?WATERPROOF 0000000000000000000000 120.torkaro chang mizanan,mishe kharchang 0000000000000000000000 121.rashiye ketab minevise avalesh minevise taghdim be pedaram ke dost babam bod 0000000000000000000000 122.Be Rashtie migan : " shoma to shahretoon ,2khtare najib ham darin?" Rashtie mige : " are baba ! 2khtare najib darim shabi 8 toman" 0000000000000000000000 123.ye pesare be papa noel name mifreste mige papa noel emsal baram ye dadash biyar papa noelam name mifreste mige mamaneto befrest 0000000000000000000000 124.be rashtiye migan chera bache dar nemishi mige ersiye akhe babamam bache dar nemishod 0000000000000000000000 125.gorbehe zanbor mire to dahanesh mige:mioz mioz 0000000000000000000000 126.Ye bar bacheye arabe besh mige baba bash bazi konam??? mige bashe vali ziad az khoone dooor nashya 0000000000000000000000 127.Midooni tafavot e 12 zohr ba 12 shab chie? 12 zohr azan migan,12 shab az oon midan 0000000000000000000000 128.be torke migan do do ta migeh vel kon baba kalameh bego jomleh besazim.. 0000000000000000000000 129.ye rooz ye torke az ye pesare miporse bache kojayee mige bache emam hossain,torke mizane zire gerye pesararo baghal mikone mige ali asghar che bozorg shodi 0000000000000000000000 130.be torke migan nemikhaei adam beshi mige man az in gherti baziya khosham nemiyad 0000000000000000000000 131.lore diplom migire mishe tork 0000000000000000000000 132.be torke migan che darohato be moghe nemikhori mige akhe mikham mikrobaro ghafel gir konam 0000000000000000000000 133.kard bord to keshti mige hazrat yogi 0000000000000000000000 134.be torke migan on kodom peyambar bod ke ye mosht parande o heivono dor khodesh jam 0000000000000000000000 135.Torke ye shomare ro zamin peyda mikone , zang mizane mige bebakhshid agha man shomaratono rooy zamin peyda kardam adres bedin biaramesh 0000000000000000000000 136.rashtie mire khoone mibine yek joft kafsh e jadid dame dare mige: ah bazam ye joke jaded 0000000000000000000000 137.Torke ye mamoore 110 ro mikoshe ,bad zang mizane mige : alo , 110??? hala shodin 109 ta 0000000000000000000000 138.Be torke migan chera esme bachato gozashti morad? mige : akhe ab natalabide MORADE. 0000000000000000000000 139.Torke mire estekhdam beshe,behesh migan bayad zamen dashte bashi , zamen nadashte monfajer mishe!!! 0000000000000000000000 140.Khanooma 7 ta dorogh Migan :1-Asheghetam 2- Man Dokhtaram 3-az Sex badam Miad 4- To avalin Kasi hasty Ke Bahash Sex Dashtam 5-Suck Nemizanam 6-Periodam 7-Midam vali Faghat Hamin 1 bar 0000000000000000000000 141.ye rooz az ye payin shahriye miporsan:zan zalil yani chi? mige: hamooni ke bala shahriya behesh migan tafahom!! 0000000000000000000000 142.yek rooz be yek torkeh migan babat mord torkeh ham migeh ahhhh sheeeeeeeeet 0000000000000000000000 143.filmhaye bargozide jashnvare filme rasht: 1.hameye pedarane man 2.dar jostojooye pedar 3.pedare bistom 0000000000000000000000 144.rashtie be zanesh mige khanoom jan rasteshoo begoo tahal chandnafar pishet khabidan goft faghat to khabidi baghie hamashoon bidar boodan 0000000000000000000000 145.be ye torke migan agar kosoof beshe to chi kar mikoni mige valla engadar bosesh mikonamo lisesh mizanam khob beshe 0000000000000000000000 146.Be torke migan bacheh kojai? Migeh: Bacheh tehroon... Migan: Kojayeh tehroon? Migeh: Kilometre 300 Jaddeyeh Tehran-ardebil 0000000000000000000000 147.loghat nameie dokhtara:hoselam sar rafte= ... kapak zade. googooli hasti= haloo pas key mano mikoni? sheituni= jendebazi. pedarsookhte= hamaro mikoni 0000000000000000000000 148.loghat nameie pesara: Salam= mikham Bokonamet. chetori= Bokonamet? Che khabar?= mishe Bokonamet? Barnamat chie?= key Bokonamet? mibinamet= Belakhare Mikonamet 0000000000000000000000 149.be morghe migan be joone bachat ghasam bokhor mige be tokhmam 0000000000000000000000 150.be torke migan vahede kam tar az mesghal chiye mige chos mesghal 0000000000000000000000 151.ye ghazvinie sad milion pol midozde zang mizane mige bachatono biarin polo begirid 0000000000000000000000 152.ye roz ye torke babash mimire ,hamash mirafte to dasshoi gerye mikarde azash miporsan chera on to gerye mikoni? mige akhe boye babamo mide 0000000000000000000000 153.be bache torke migan chera rozaye aftabi chatr miyari ? bache torke mige akhe rozaye baroni babam mibare 0000000000000000000000 154.be torke migan ye moamma begoon chiye ke deraze ,zarde ,mozeeeeee!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 155.Torke mire zire mashin,dostash mizanan ba dampayi daresh miyaran!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 156.Torke donbale dozd mikone az dozde jolo mizane!!!!!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 157.Torke doorbin nadashte az khodesh ax begire mire to otoobane hemat midoe!!! 0000000000000000000000 158.be ye torke migan chera vaghti mashineto mishhori az pelak shoro mikoni mige: akhe dafeye ghabl ke az saghf shoro kardam vaghti be pelak residam didam mashine khodam nist 0000000000000000000000 159.ye roz ye rohanie ba ye japoniee arosi mikone esme bachasho mizaree AYATOLLAH SUZUKI 0000000000000000000000 160.be yaroo migan agha shoma torky ?? mige na bekhoda bia begard ! 0000000000000000000000 161.be torke migan ensanha be chand daste taghsim mishan? mige 2 daste : pestandaran va pestankharan 0000000000000000000000 162.korde mire jahanam bade chand rooz jahanam khali mishe. vaghti tahghigh mikonan mibinan korde pool gerefte hamaro ghachaghi borde behesht 0000000000000000000000 163.ye torke ba ye farse davash mishe farse mige gire ajab khari oftadim ha,torke mige khodet gire ajab khari oftadi ha!! 0000000000000000000000 164.yeroz ezrael ba makzima mire behesht bad hame migan baba ezrael maye dar shodi mashino in harfa? mige chizi nist ezafe karie bame 0000000000000000000000 165.torkaro dashtan mibordan otaghe amal migan bebakhshid agha hamrah darin mige bale khamooshe 0000000000000000000000 166.be torke migan 1 jomleye falsafi bego mige ahmag tarin afrad kasani hastand ke be hame chiz etminane kamel dashte bashan migan motmaeni? mige:100% 0000000000000000000000 167.ye roz ye dokhtare az ye akhonde miporse miga age ba ye pesari dost besham masalash chiye akhonde mige in che harfiye mizani malome ke harome bad dokhtare mige hala age ba ye akhondi dost beshim chi?akhonde mige eyy shiton mikhay beri to behesht? 0000000000000000000000 168.rashtie mire khoone cheragho rooshan mikone mibine yeki roo zaneshe .cheragho khamoosh mikone miad biroon mige javabe ablahan khamooshist! 0000000000000000000000 169.Torke az yeki too khiyaboon miporse ke sa@ chande..aghae behesh mige sa@ 3 hastesh,torke mige eybaba az sobh tahala harki dare ye chizi mige 0000000000000000000000 170.ye torkeh as yek nafar miporseh: 'agha oontarafeh khiaboon kojast?' mardeh migeh: ma ra gerefti? khob oontarafeh khiabooneh digeh!! bad Torkeh migeh: man hamin hala oontarf boodam, 'be man goftan intarafee' 0000000000000000000000 171.rashtie ba dost dokhtaresh neshaste bodan to park dokhtare harkari mikone rashtie motevaje nemishe bosesh kone bad dokhtare mige bebinam aslan to kodom labo bishtar dost dari rashtie mige labe darya!!!!172.Basijie Golab mikhore mast mikone !! 0000000000000000000000 173.ye rooz ye ankaboote ghorse x mikhore mire poliver mibafe 0000000000000000000000 174.be torke migam ye payambare zan begoo yezare fekr mikone migee : payambare akraaaam 0000000000000000000000 175.midoni chera dookhtara film super o ta akharesh mibinan ? baraie in ke mikhan bebinan pesar e dokhtarar o migire ya na!!! 0000000000000000000000 176.rashtieh zanesho too film super mibine mige khoda ro shokr ke filme 0000000000000000000000 177.Torke babash akhoond boode,mikhaste tabiyi kone , mige: babam kamar badn meshkiye ghor'an dare 0000000000000000000000 178.ghazviniye zange khoonashoono payiine dar nasb mikone 0000000000000000000000 179.On chiye ke marda dar miyaran, zana mikhoran?! Ye loghme noone! 0000000000000000000000 180.Torke dashte kharesho mizade, behesh migan: nazan heyvone khoda gonah dare! mige: shoma dekhalat nakonin masaleh khanevadegiye! 0000000000000000000000 181.bacheye shab mire dame dare otaghe mamanesh,mige : maman mishe man pahlooye to bekhabam , ba babash mige pedar sag mage nemibini ja nist,manam roo mamanet khabidam 0000000000000000000000 182.mashadiye mire rasht to ye coffee ghame ro dar miyare mige khahare invariya va madare oonvariya bad ye rashti pa mishe mige bebakhshid man khahar nadaram mishe oonvar beshinam?? 0000000000000000000000 183.shoare mardome rasht baraye tanzime khanevade:madaram 1 pedar kafist 0000000000000000000000 184.to azarbaygan manovr mizaran ye torke asir mishe 0000000000000000000000 185.be rashtiye migan: be nazaret tork ha kharan? mige:are baba man ye omre be in ghazanfar migan in khanome mane, halish nemishe! 0000000000000000000000 186.Torke mire jebhe, maamore jam avariye shohada ba forghoon mishe. ye roz dashte ye forghone khali miborde, azash miporsan:chikar dari mikoni? mige : daram shahid mibaram! migan:koo pas? mige: in yeki mafghodolasare! 0000000000000000000000 187.ye rooz ye torkaro az estakhr mindazan biroon rafighaash migan chi kar kardi mage?...mige shashidam!!!! rafighash migan khob hame mishashan too estakhr chi shod toro andakhtan biroon? mige akhe man az balaye dive shashidam 0000000000000000000000 188.Torke mire cooler bekhare yaro mige cooler abi bashe Torke mige rangesh fargh nemikone 0000000000000000000000 189.Torke dashte shena mikarde , ye dafe baroon migire ,vaseye inke khis nashe mire zire ab 0000000000000000000000 190.be ye torke migan boro rozname kiyhan bekhar mire khar mikhare migan in chiye mige nadashtan hamshari kharidam 0000000000000000000000 191.ye rooz ye khorose morgesho mibare morgh foroshi behesh mige delam mikhad to khone injori begardi 0000000000000000000000 192.Ye shab zane rashtiye mire hey'at, az farda shabesh hey'at miad khooneye rashtiye. 0000000000000000000000 193.yaroo torke mire dare yakhchal mibine zhele he dare milarze , mige natars bahat kari nadaram mikham panir bokhoram 0000000000000000000000 194.1bar 1magase dastesh ra mindaze gardane doostdokhtaresh mige to baram az goh ham azizatari 0000000000000000000000 195.ye torke mashinesho midozdand doostash mioftan dombale mashin mige sabr konid shomarasho bardashtam 0000000000000000000000 196.ye rooz ye torke mire too ootooboos ye dokhtar mibine khoshesh miad az ootooboos piade mishe shomare ootooboos ro bar midare 0000000000000000000000 197.Be torke migan ye jomle ba gham besaz mige man olagham 0000000000000000000000 198.2 ta basiji ba ham ezdevaj mikonan .. mahe asal miran khate moghadam 0000000000000000000000 199.Rashtiye zanesh bachedar nemishode mostajeresho avaz mikone 0000000000000000000000 200.akhoonde x mikhore mire balaye mambar mige baitolmoghaddas das das das das.............................. 0000000000000000000000 201.Torke savare asansor mishe baedesh behesh migan koja boodi mige savare taxi divari 0000000000000000000000 202.age goftin esme pedare pesare shoja ghabl az be donya oomadane pesare shoja chi boode? aghayeh SHOJA 0000000000000000000000 203.20 kilometry rasht neveashte az gheyrate khod bekahid 0000000000000000000000 204.Be torkeh migan shisheh az chi sakhte mishe? Mige: Vajebi mizanan be pashmeshisheh!!! 0000000000000000000000 205.4 step of love:hand in hand,hand in that,that in hand,that in that 0000000000000000000000 206.ye roz ye mardeye mezane to sare ye torke ,torke bar megarde mege agha jedy zady ya shokhy bod? marde mege nakheyr kheyly ham jeddy zadam , torke mege khob kheyalam rahat shod chon aslan az shokhy khosham nemeyad 0000000000000000000000 207.be torkeh migan : be nazar e shoma siv haman sib ast? migeh na baba man chan tasho khordam, sabooneh. 0000000000000000000000 208.Az torke miporsan khate vasate ghors vase chea? Mige age ba ye livan ab naraft payeen ba pichgooshty befrestish payeen 0000000000000000000000 209.Torke rish bozi mizare Bohrane shakhsiyaty migire 0000000000000000000000 210.Torke mikhaste bebine ghooti kebrite kebrit dare, ghootio migire kenare gooshesh, kallasho tekoon mide 0000000000000000000000 211.Az ghazviniye miporsan chera kon ghach dare mige balam jan baske shirine ghach khorde 0000000000000000000000 212.Torke dashte porteghal post mikande be khodesh mige khoda kone tosh moz bashe 0000000000000000000000 213.ki midoone age 3 ta 2khtar beshinan rooye yek mile chi mishe ?????????? . . . . . . . . . . . mishe ye sikh jeegar !! 0000000000000000000000 214.Ye rooz ye tork e miyofte donbale ye 2khtare , azash jelo mizane 0000000000000000000000 215.Ye rooz ye kure ye rande to khiyabon peyda mikone , dast mikeshe roosh , mige in chert o perta chiye inja neveshtan ??? 0000000000000000000000 216.ye rooz torke khodesho send 2 all mikone yahoo khar to khar mishe 0000000000000000000000 217.ye basjiye ashegh misheh cd kham gosh mikonmeh 0000000000000000000000 218.age gofti oskol tarin adame donya kiye ................................... farshide amin chon nemidone khoda shabo vase chi afaride!!! 0000000000000000000000 219.mikhe mire aroosi gher mide pich mishe 0000000000000000000000 220.ye rooz ye torke az tir mire bala az mordad miad paeen. 0000000000000000000000 221.ye rooz ye magase mimire, babash vasash goh kheyrat mikone 0000000000000000000000 222.ye torke ghabr kan bode bad ye roz dashte ye morde haro khak mikarde yeho mordehe zende mishe o hame farar mikonan , bad torke ba bilesh mizane to sare yaro mimire . dad mizane natarsid man koshtamesh 0000000000000000000000 223.ye rooz be ye torke migan torki? torke ba eftekhar mige: bale. behtar az dozdiye ke!!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 224.ye torke mikhad benevise 11 , ye 1 minevise balash tashdid mizare. 0000000000000000000000 225.Yaro too barf gir mikone zanjir nadashte sine mizane 0000000000000000000000 226.ye rooz ye morghe mire tokhmemorgh bekhare behesh migan mage khodet nemitooni tokhm bezari mige mage kholam vase 100 toman kar konam 0000000000000000000000 227.Torke dashte radio gosh mikarde radio mige masire khiabane taleghani be emam hosein bastast mige khob baba hala chera ghasam mikhore! 0000000000000000000000 228.Ye rooz be 1 torke migan chera cd hat khash dare? mige akhe zire matalebe mohemesho khat keshidam 0000000000000000000000 229.Az Torke miporsan: Agha aroosit keyyeh? mige 2 shanbe in hafte na, 4shanbe hafte dige ham na, 5 shanbe hafte badesh enshallah!!! 0000000000000000000000 230.Yek Torke mimireh, babash rezayat nemideh 0000000000000000000000 231.khoroose sarma khorde bood.azash miporsan chi shod sarma khordi...mige az ye morghe yakhzade lab gereftam 0000000000000000000000 232.be rashtie migan baraye jelogiri az bache dar shodan chikar mikoni ? mige valla nemdoonam,vali dare khoonaro ghofl mikonam 0000000000000000000000 233.Torke ghazi mishe besh migan hokm kon mige pik!!! 0000000000000000000000 234.ye roz ye torke kooleresh misoze sare bachehash dad mizane mige mage man nagoftam 4 nafari joloe kooler nashinin? 0000000000000000000000 235.ye bar be siavash ghomeyshi migan sobhane chi mikhori mige... asal ba noon... asal bi noon... asal keik 0000000000000000000000 236.Torke mire lebas foroshi be yaro mige shalvar nakhi darin mige bale mige ye 2nakh be ma bede   0000000000000000000000 237.Torke dashte mahi tamiz mikarde bad mahi tekon mikhore kalleye mahi ro migire mikone to ab mige khafesho bemir pedarsag ! 0000000000000000000000 238.be torke migan esme koochke ferdosi chiye? mige: meydoon 0000000000000000000000 239.Torke az USA bar migarde bad be hame mige//az in be bad beman begin AFTABE SAHEL migan chera? mige akhe onja ke bodam hame be man migoftam SUN OF A BEACH 0000000000000000000000 240.Torke mire khooneye gfesh yeho bargh mire dokhtare mige hala vaghteshe torkeham televisiono bar midare dar mire !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 241.ye bar beye torke migan shenidi dadashet mobail gerefte mige; yani az edz badtare?! 0000000000000000000000 242.Emam jomeye rasht bache dar mishe, monafeghin masooliyatesho ghabool mikonan 0000000000000000000000 .243.mamore sarshomari mire dame khoneye rashtiye be zane mige:shoma chand nafarid ?zane birono negah mikone , mige man moshkeli nadaram shoma chand nafarid?... 0000000000000000000000 244.Roozi be yek fozole migan age nesfe donyaro beht bedan chi kar mikony,fozoleh migen nesefeh digasho be ki midan?? 0000000000000000000000 245.akharin fatvaye maraje taghlid dar ghom:ehtiate vajeb anast ke mosafer dar ghazvin namaz ra bedone rokoo va sojde beja avarad 0000000000000000000000 246.be ye torke migan shoma har dafe chand daghighe sex darin mige 32 daghighe.migan barikalla che tori?!mige :ma valla nim saat eltemas mikonim 2 daghighe mikonim! 0000000000000000000000 247.toke jende miare jendehe mige man period hastam torke mige joooooooooooon mimiram vase esmaye khareji! 0000000000000000000000 248.ghazviniya bad az omry yeh mahvareh mifrestan tu faza mireh michasbeh beh surakheh layeh ozone 0000000000000000000000 249.ye rooz zan rashtiye 8 gholoo mizad , rashtiye joloye dare khoonash minevise"ahaliye mahal dige darid shooresho dar miyarid" 0000000000000000000000 250.age gofti ghazvinia toe sajadashoon be gheir az mohro tasbih chi daran? ye joft ayne baghal!!! 0000000000000000000000 251.ye roooz ye torke mire zirzamin pelle nadasht khord zamin 0000000000000000000000 252.ye roz ye basijie mire to arosak foroshi mige bebakhshid baradar in khahara chandan? 0000000000000000000000 253.Torke mire behesht zire paye madara leh mishe 0000000000000000000000 254.torkaro mibaran zire soal leh mishe !!! 0000000000000000000000 255.ye roz to ghazvin zelzele miad az tabaghe bala ye bache miofte marde mige ghorbone mardome iran beram ke zelzele tamom nashode komakhaie mardomi resid 0000000000000000000000 256.ye rooz too ghazvin too safe noonvaie ye nafaro bargh migire 20 nafar mimiran 0000000000000000000000 257.Torke mire wc dar ro nemibande behesh migan chera dar ro baz gozashti mige : zerangin mikhayn az zire dar nega konin!! 0000000000000000000000 258.be 5ta 2khtar too ye matiz chichi vagooan? Kompoote Holluoooooo! 0000000000000000000000 259.be ye nafar migan ba ash jomle besaz mige mohamadiyash salavat 0000000000000000000000 260.Torke be zanesh mige : Azizam 5shanbeh be 5shanbeh khily dire bia bokonimesh 2shanbeh be 2shanbeh 0000000000000000000000 261.Torke esme bachasho mizare hossein .har 5 min ye bar azash miporse teshnat nist? 0000000000000000000000 262.ye torke mire sigar foroshi mige:agha sigar barg darid??sigar forosh mige:na mige: khob pas ye baste kobide bedid 0000000000000000000000 263.torkaro mehmooni da'vat nemikonan Laj mikone ye mehmooni migire hishkio davat nemikone 0000000000000000000000 264.Torke joonesh be labesh mirese tof mikone mimire!!! 0000000000000000000000 265.Gorge mire dare khoone shangool mangool ina zang mizane khanom bozi ayfono bar midare mige bia bala bache ha raftan bazi 0000000000000000000000 266.Torke mire baghaali mige noshabe khanevade darin yaroo mige are zard ya meshki mige onesh dige be to rabty nadare 0000000000000000000000 267.chetori mishe 7ta sorakh ra toye 1 sorakh kard ? nemidooni??!!!!! pas ye FOOLOOT bokon to konet ta bebini 0000000000000000000000 268.Gave sarma mikhore be jaye shir bastani mide 0000000000000000000000 269.ye turke va ye rashtea be edam mahkom mishan mogheye edam rashteye kheyli mitarsido va milarzid .turke mige: chete? mage bare avalete?! 0000000000000000000000 270.Torke mire mobile mikhare sefresho mi bande 0000000000000000000000 271.Mahiye mas mikone saresho az ab miyare biroon mige: ayyy ,man kiram too koone harchi gorbas 0000000000000000000000 272.Torke esme zanesho avaz mikone - migan chera esme zaneto avaz kardi ? - mige akhe man tala forosham esme zanamam talas - to bazar hey migoftan tala keshid paiin tala keshid bala -------- 0000000000000000000000 273.Torke miporsan javabe khoone shohada ro ki mide? mige azmayeshgah 0000000000000000000000 274.Torke mire tazahorat mibine shoolooghe , barmigarde 0000000000000000000000 275.be torke migan ba ebadadt jomle besaz mige: don't worry about that 0000000000000000000000 276.Sheytoon zang mizane be khoda mige jabrae'el hastam khoda mige khar khodety shomarat oftad 0000000000000000000000 277.ye rooz ye torke raft toones,ye torke ham raft na toones 0000000000000000000000 278.Torke dare yakhchalesh kande mishe parde mizane jash 0000000000000000000000 279.Be abadaniye migan jamiyate abadan cheghadre mige ba dahataye atrafesh migan are mige 72 million. 0000000000000000000000 280.ye rooz torke dashteh dast mikarde too damaghesh khanomeesh mige mage nagoftam dast too damaghet nakon chera dari dast mikoni too damaghet mige khodam too taxi az 2ta doktor shenidam migoftan pool too damaghe alan 0000000000000000000000 281.torke mire make dostesh behsh mige khob onja che khabar bood mige hichi baba khoda nabood hame to khiyaboona alaf boodan 0000000000000000000000 282.torke mikhad bere tooalet behesh migan zood kareto bokon ke ab dare ghat mishe.torke ham mire tooalet aval khodesho mishoore bad mirine!!! 0000000000000000000000 283.torke bachash chand roz ba`d az eide fetr motavaled mishe esmesho mizare past fetrat 0000000000000000000000 284.ye torke mikhaste pesaresho nasihat kone behesh mige "pesaram hatman az famil zan begir,bebin daeet zandaeeto gerefte amoot zan amooto gerefte manam mamaneto gereftam" 0000000000000000000000 285.be torke migan ba reza jomle besaz mige : mano aliyo hossien raftim park!! migan pas reza chishod ? mige un kar dasht nayoumad 0000000000000000000000 286.Be ye nafar migan 1 jomle begoo ke toosh 3 ta doroogh bashe mige : daneshgahe azade eslami 0000000000000000000000 287.torke bihava myad too otagh khafe mishe 0000000000000000000000 288.Mikhastan Kordaro shekanje bedan shalvare stretch paash mikonan. 0000000000000000000000 289.ie rooz ie torke khodesho dar mizane pezeshkie ghanooni elate margo khoonrizie maghzi tashkhis mide AKHE KHODESHO BA KESH DAR ZADE BOODE 0000000000000000000000 290.be rashtiye migan salam , mige salam bi salam khanom mord!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 291.balale EX mizane ta sob azan mige 0000000000000000000000 292.arabe mire jangal mibine rubahe khabe mige shans ovordim ke khabe va ela saremun kolah mizasht 0000000000000000000000 293.torke mire make jav migiratesh dad mizane: vay khoda koshte shod!! 0000000000000000000000 294.Ye rooz be ye torke toope football neshoon midan migan in chie? Ye kam fekr mikone bad mige: valla nemidoonam vali fekr mikonam shatranje gerdalie!. 0000000000000000000000 295.dota magas baham ezdevaj mikonand , mah asal miran toualet 0000000000000000000000 296.be morghe migan chera tokhm nemizar? Mige: hanooz to aghdam 0000000000000000000000 297.morabae zendegi se zel dare eshgho mohebat 0000000000000000000000 298.ye bar torke migan chera zan nemigiri? mige, akhe ki zanesho mide be maaa? 0000000000000000000000 299.be ye zane rashtiye migan shoma mogheye sex ba shoharetoon harf mizanin, mige age zang bezane hatman! 0000000000000000000000 300.be torke migan pedaret mord , mige: vaaa oon ke diplom dasht! 0000000000000000000000 301.be toke migan chi shod shoma tork shodi? mige vala bache bodam khare har gazam gereft 0000000000000000000000 302.torkeh babasho mikosheh shab mikhabeh sobh ke bidar misheh mibineh babash zendas yadesh miofteh game ro save nakarde boodeh. 0000000000000000000000 303.beh yeh torkeh migan chera shoma tork kharid? migeh torkeh khar bashim behtar az ineh keh fars lashi bashim! 0000000000000000000000 304.Torke az khoshhaali baal dar miare parvaaz mikone, baa zedde havaee mizananesh. 0000000000000000000000 305.Torkar o bargh migir e mikone 0000000000000000000000 306.Tork e savar ye khar ax migire ,ax aro mifreste vase mamanesh, zire az minvise : salam bar nanam, balayi manam. 0000000000000000000000 307.ye rooz ye torke tamirgah mizane,bade 3 rooz varshekast mishe,chon tamirgah tabagheye 3vom boode 0000000000000000000000 308.ye rooz ye basijie ashegh mishe ye masjed mikeshe az vasatesh tir rad mikone 0000000000000000000000 309.2ta Tork shab sare inke ki vasat bekhabe davashoon mishe 0000000000000000000000 310.torke mire khastegary behesh migan mehryeye dokhtar has 2000 seke mige ey baba shaby chand toman hesab kardin? 0000000000000000000000 311.Be niyoton migan chera vaghty sib khord to kalat taa'ajob kardi? mige akhe zire derakhte golaby boodam 0000000000000000000000 312.torke dame otaghe zayman boode , parastare khoshhal miad birono mige " agha mozhde bedid , pesare !!" torke jav migiratesho miporse " esmesh , esmesh chie??"!! 0000000000000000000000 313.be torke migan 14 masoom o mishnasi ?! mige are. migan nam bebar.. mige esman ke na,,vali ghiyafatan age bebinam mishnasam!!! 0000000000000000000000 314.basijie be doost dokhtaresh mige babato bepichoon 2 taee ba ham berim namaz jome 0000000000000000000000 315.Be tork e migan ba tokiyo jomle besaz. mige : man sara ro doost daram, to kiyo? 0000000000000000000000 316.Ye yaro mire zire ghaltak, torke mire khabare margesho be khanevadash bede. mire dare khoonash be pesaresh mide: babat che shekli bood? mige: deraz o barik. torke mige: hala dige saf o pahn e!!!! 0000000000000000000000 317.Tork e tv shoon rooshan nemishode, mizane kanal 2 hol mide 0000000000000000000000 318.Tork e khatere tarif mikarde, mige: ma sale 49 ba 2 nafar davamoon shod, albate sale 49 2nafar kheyli bood. 0000000000000000000000 319.torke mire misabeghe ghoran,shalvar varzeshi mipooshe!!!!!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 320.torke mire pishe emam reza mige :reza joon too ke zamene ahoooo shodi zamene mane yabooo ham besho!!!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 321.Vase lore ye 2khtar neshoon mikonan .... ba sang mizanadesh 0000000000000000000000 322.telvesion dashte gole khodadad azizi ro be ostoraliya neshoon midae torke tamasha mikarde2 ,3 bar ke sahne ahesteye gool ro dashtan neshoon midan ye havapeymaro mindaze, khalabanesh ke eject mikone mige bache ha darrin sahabesh oomad 0000000000000000000000 332.torke mikhaste magas shekar kone mire goosheye divar mishine sedaye GOH dar miyare 0000000000000000000000 333.torke be zane khareji: I love you zane khareji: Ilove you too torke: Ilove you three zan: what? Torke : wat bi wat kiram la pat madar ghahbe ba man kal kal mikoni??!!! 0000000000000000000000 334.basijiye roo peygham giresh gozashte boode: bad az shenidane sooreye baghare payame khod ra begozarid 0000000000000000000000 335.Torke zanesh hamele mishe vasash tan ara mikhare 0000000000000000000000 336.torke mikhore be divar 2 sat vay mise mazerat khahy 0000000000000000000000 337.yaro torke dashte angoor mikhorde khoshe angooroo mikarde to dahanesh choobesho mikeshide biroon yeki mibine mige oy yaro angooro ke injoor nemikhoran torke mige pass chejoori mikhoran mige 2ta 2ta 3ta 3ta mige boro baba on ke holooe 0000000000000000000000 338.ye rooz yek torkeh ba yek zane kharab chat mikoneh computeresh viruse aids migireh 0000000000000000000000 339.ye torke ye nesfe ghorse khab mikhore ta sob ye cheshi mikhabe 0000000000000000000000 340.Az morghe miporsan chera dige tokh nemizari ? mige dige ba vojoode in morghaye bad kareye telavang ki tokhm mizare 0000000000000000000000 341.Bozorg tarin farghe sherkat haye dolati o khosoosi ine ke sherkat haye dolati daftareshoon ghashange sherkat haye khoosoosi monshiyashoon 0000000000000000000000 342.be torke migan ba olama jomle besaz , mige koskholama 0000000000000000000000 343.yaroo shiraziye too chamana neshesteboode lengasho va karde boode, vasekhodesh chort mizade, yeki mire behesh mige agha shoma shirazi hastin? mige: ha , az lahjam fahmidi? mige na dadash az koongoshadit fahmidam 0000000000000000000000 344.Ye rooz hava az adam miporse dooosam dari?mige chareye digeii daram????? 0000000000000000000000 345.zane rashtie shab dir miad khoone shoharesh miporse koja boodi ? mige chanta mard be man tajavoz kardan . marde mige tajavoz 20 daghighe baghiasho koja boodi 0000000000000000000000 346.Torke jeloye doos dokhtaresh migooze . mige ": ey baba bazam message omad "! 0000000000000000000000 347.be ye torke migan chera tork shodi mige vala khord be enghelab 0000000000000000000000 348.rashtiye bache dar nemishodeh mire doctor ,doctor azash miporse to khonevadatoon kasi aghim boodeh? mige are pedaram 0000000000000000000000 349.torke ro adam khora migiran bebaran bokhoranesh torke shaki mishe mige: hala ke mogheye bokhor bokhor shod ma adam shodim 0000000000000000000000 350.dooste torke be torke mige asgar bia berim ye gahve i bokhorim, torke barmigarde mige: rasti gofti gahve, hale madaret chetore? 0000000000000000000000 351.ye rashtie shabe avale aroosish mire bala miz sokhanrani kone mige: doostan man emshab parde bardari mikonam shoma az farda bahrebardari konid!! 0000000000000000000000 352.torke mire mosabeghate ghoran behesh soore bani ESRAYIIL miyofte az mosabeghat ensefar mide 0000000000000000000000 353.Be torke esmartiz midan har 8 sat yedone mikhore 0000000000000000000000 354.torke seke mindaze to sandogh sadaghat savaresh mishe ! 0000000000000000000000 355.be ye torke migan shoghlet chiye mige ye ettelaati hich vaght shoghlesho be kasi nemige 0000000000000000000000 356.torke mire emem reza mige ya emem reza to chera ba in hame tala 8tom shodi? 0000000000000000000000 357.4 shanbe soori emsal dah hezar nafar az torkaye tabriz mordan midoonid chera? chon atishashoono kenare divar dorost kardan miomadan beparan az ro atish mikhordan be divar 0000000000000000000000 358.Gazvinie safe shir vaimise jolosh ye pesare sefid ..khoshgel.. miofte bad ye rob yaro mige: shir tamom shode berin..gazvinie shaki mishe mige: shir tamom shod ke shod, chera safo beham mizani ? 0000000000000000000000 359.rashteie ba Zanesho davash mishe mindazatesh biron mige boro harmoge bache dar shodi bargard 0000000000000000000000 360.Torke dashte shir mikhorde,1dafe khafe mishe . chera ? ------------------------------------------------->>>chon gave mishine roosh 0000000000000000000000 361.Torke mimire jokha pak mishan 0000000000000000000000 362.ye rooz ye rashtie shalvaresho poshto roo mipooshe az khoone dashte mirafte biroon mamanesh mige:elahi ghorboonet beram ke vaghti dari miri engar dari miay 0000000000000000000000 363.be torke migan: koja dari miri? mige: daram barmigardam 0000000000000000000000 364.morghe peryod mishe omlet mide 0000000000000000000000 365.ye rooz ye torke ro bargh migire baad madare torke be torke mige: velesh nakon velesh nakon, in hamooni bood ke babato kosht 0000000000000000000000 366.rashtiya be rish chi migan??dar har soorat 0000000000000000000000 367.mandella mige;hamsaram too mobarezat naghshe daste raste mano ifa mikard va too zendan,daste rastam naghshe zanamo ifa mikard 0000000000000000000000 368.Emam Jomeye Ardabil farmoodand: be hengame noshidane (aab) 3 besmellah begouid ,zira dar (aab) 3 jen vojood darad, 2 ta hydro jen va 1 oxi jen 0000000000000000000000 369.torke 7ome babash sholough mishe 40omesho biliti mikone 0000000000000000000000 370.torke too khab az yeki bad joor kotak mikhore, farda shab ba bache mahallash mikhabe...! 0000000000000000000000 371.be ye torke migan azoon begoo mige rastesh chi begam hame chi ba ye salam shooroo shod... 0000000000000000000000 372.torke mire japon besh migan moshkele zabani ke nadashti ?mige man ke na vali japonia chera 0000000000000000000000 373.torke ba zane bache mire khoone mibine boye gaz miyad mige kasi cheragho roshan nakone man khodam kebrit daram 0000000000000000000000 374.ye rooz ashghali miyad dame dare khooneye torke mige "agha ashghal darid?" torke daad mizane too khoone "khanum ashgal darim?" zanesh mige "are are darim....!!!!" torke mige "are darim, mamnoon,nemikhaim 0000000000000000000000 375.be torke migan fargh-e Kachal ba Havapeima chie mige: kachal ke fargh nadare havapeimaam nokte enherafie!!! 0000000000000000000000 376.torke pool nadashte bere hamoom kapsoole cherk khosh kon mikhore! 0000000000000000000000 377.ghazviniye gooshi pantek mikhare to menu hash donbale bache he migashte 0000000000000000000000 378.torke too america mire fast food mige: i would like a sandwich... pishkhedmat miporse: to go? mige: na pedar sag too noon! 0000000000000000000000 379.jadidan be khatere eslami shodane esme shahr ha,name shahre soosangerd be fati gholombe taghir kard 0000000000000000000000 380.torke mire too banke sepah mige agha 3 ta travele melli bedie. yaroo mige agha inja ke banke sepahe ke shoma bayad berin banke melli. bad torke mige e?? pas chera migan banke mellat banke shoma? 0000000000000000000000 381.ye bar 2 ta torke taxi migiran migan 3 nafar tajrish yaroo ranande taxiye miporse chera 3 ta migan mage khodet nemiyaei? 0000000000000000000000 382.yaro torke mikhaste vase mamore atishneshani estekhadam beshe. azash test migiran.behesh migan age yeroz jangal atish gereft va ab nabod chekkar mikonim .torke mige tayamom migirim 0000000000000000000000 383.ye rooz ye torke ye mikho barax gozashte boode roo divar dashte mikoobide.dadashesh rad mishode mige khare in mikhe male divare rooberoost 0000000000000000000000 384.ye rooz yeki madaresh mimire be ye torke misporan ye joori behesh bege ke pas nayofte torke mire mige:-agha oon che shotoriye ke dare khooneye hame mikhabe?-khob marge fek mikonam-eyYval.agha hamoon shotore khabid roo nanat 0000000000000000000000 385.torke mire badansazi morabeye mige hafteye aval badan dard dari.torke mighe pas man az hafteye dovom miam 0000000000000000000000 386.Be torke migan ba setiz jomle besaz,mige The mobile set is off... 0000000000000000000000 387.zane rashtiye mizad. rashtiye be zanesh mige:khoshhalam ke madar shodi. zanesh mige:mamnonam ishalah to ham ye rozi pedar beshi! 0000000000000000000000 388.ye nafar az ye 2khtare khoshesh miad,migeb : bebakhshid esme shoma chie?2khtare ba naz mige: esmam FATEMEH hast vali FATI 3dam mikonan.yaroo mige:khoob shod esmet KOSAR nist!! 0000000000000000000000 389.eshgh mesl saat sheni ast hamzaman ke ghalb ro por mikoneh maghz ro khali mikoneh 0000000000000000000000 390.gorge dashte goshad goshad rah mirafte azesh miporsan chera goshad goshad rah miri? mige raftam dare khoone shangool mangool goftam man mamanetoonam az shanse bad man babashoon khoone bood 0000000000000000000000 391.be rafsanjani migan chi shod pooldar shodi mige baba ye tike zamin kharidam iran oftad tosh 0000000000000000000000 392.ye gorbehe az sakhtemoon miofte,bad mige nemidoonam mau bood meu bood miu bood chi bood? 0000000000000000000000 393.esfahanye mire mosabegheye rali too rah mosafer mizane...! 0000000000000000000000 394.Ye hava peyma to ghabrestoon ghazvin sughut mikone,fardash radio tabriz mige: shabe ghozashte yek farvand havapeymaye topolof dar hoomeye shahr tabriz sughut karde va ta in lahze 375 jasad kashf shode! amaliyat baraye yaftane ajsade baghiyeye ghorbaniyan hamchenan edame darad 0000000000000000000000 395.rashtiye az malafeye goldar khoshesh nemiyamade .mire khoone mibine zanesh malafeye goldar andakhte roo takht.laj mikone mire zire takht bekhabe.mibine yeki zire takhte.mige toam mese man az malafeye goldar khoshet nemiyad? 0000000000000000000000 396.ye angoshtare mire ghazvin alangoo miad biroon 0000000000000000000000 397.midooni be raees madreseie pesaraneh to ghazvin chi mighan: mighan arbab halgheha 0000000000000000000000 398.torke dashte too khiaboon cheshm cherooni mikarde ye nafar barmigarde behesh mige: martike mage khodet khahar madar nadari? torke mige daram vali be in khoshgeli ke nistan!!! 0000000000000000000000 399.be torke migan avalin kasi ke haji shod ki bood mige haj zanboore asal 0000000000000000000000 400.dokhtara donbale 1 pesaran ke 1000ta arezooshono baravarde konan,valy pesara donbale 1000ta dokhtaran ke 1 arezooshono baravarde konan 0000000000000000000000 401.basijie raiise fedrasione shatranj mishe shaho barmidare bejash valie faghih mizare 0000000000000000000000 402.bad polise mige babakhshid madar man japoni balad nistam 0000000000000000000000 403.pirezan abadeyee oomade boode tehran mikhaste az khiaboon rad beshe bad be polise mige, kako mishe ta shi ? 0000000000000000000000 404.torke 100 tomani taghalobi mizane hame mifahman(rishe khomeini ro zade boode ) 0000000000000000000000 405.lore az taxi piade mishe mige e? kafsham koo? haminja dareshoon avorde boodama ! 0000000000000000000000 406.torke mire hendone bekhare fazmetr ro mizane be hendone bebine ghermez ya na 0000000000000000000000 407.be torke migan:shenidi dadashet MAXIMA gerefteh?mizaneh to saresh va migeh:khoda elahu margam bedeh,hala kodum bimarestan bordanesh!!!!? 0000000000000000000000 408.midoonestin chera torka dar-e-yakhchalo aroom mibandan?chon mikhan bebinan ke cheraghesho khamoosh mikoneh. 0000000000000000000000 409.torke dashte too khiaboon paroo mizade miran behesh migan chikar mikoni agha? mige daram ghayegh savari mikonam dige migan pas kooghayeghet? torke ye nega mikone payeen mige: ey vaaaay, bad shoroo mikone shena kardan 0000000000000000000000 410.torke ye khabare dagh mishnave gooshesh taval mizane 0000000000000000000000 411.ye torke mire ye ja estekhdam beshe bad ye form behesh midan balash neveshte boode lotfan dar in mahal chizi nanevisid bad torke minvise ey bechaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashm 0000000000000000000000 412.filme shame akharo mizaran to ardebil hame ba ghablame miran cinema 0000000000000000000000 413.torke savare mashin mishe ranande mige dadash dastet laye dar gir nakone torke ham miad akhare maramo bezare mige saret laye dar gir nakone.... 0000000000000000000000 414.Ye Torke Mimire. Shabe Avale Ghabr 62ta Fereshte Miyan Soraghesh… 2tashon Soal Mikardan 60 tashoon Halish Mikardan 0000000000000000000000 415.be rashtye migan chandta bache dari mige 20 ta migan chejoori esmashoono yad gerefti mige esmashoon asoone familihashoon sakhte 0000000000000000000000 416.torke yek mah mishine filme super mibine. behesh migan babat mord. mige OH YEE 0000000000000000000000 417.torke 1000iye taghalobi mizane hame mifahman(rishe khomeini ro zade boode ) torke 50 tomani taghalobi mizane hame mifahman (hame dashtan ghonoot mikhoondan yeki rafte boodeh rokooe) torke 20 tyomani taghalobi mizane hame mifahman (ringhaye teraktoraro sport karde boode ) 0000000000000000000000 418.Az yek torke miporsan : farghe Havva ba baghyee zanhaye donya chi bood? torke mige: oon tanha zani bood ke shoharesh adam bood!!!! 0000000000000000000000 419.raasti midoonid cheraa ghazvinihaaa khoshbakhtan? chon khoshbakhti mitarse beheshoon posht kone ! 0000000000000000000000 420.chand taa shiregi tooye khoone basaateshoon beraah boode ke lo miran..kholaase police miyaad too o mige: hame bi harkat....yeki az shirigiyaa barmigarde mige(baa lahne shire'e): ey baba koo harkat?!! 0000000000000000000000 421.shebaaahate HOKM(varagh baazi) baa sex ro midoonid? khob dar har 2 mored age yaare khoob nadarid behtare baa dastetoon baazi konid 0000000000000000000000 422.tavileh ro pore khar mikonan torkehro mindazan vasate tavileh,migeh bah bah ajab aineh kari shodeh inja 0000000000000000000000 423.torke dastesh mikhore be nafesh reset mishe 0000000000000000000000 424.zane rashtie behesh mige abbas agha vaghti to nisti in marde tork miad mano mikone! marde mige eh in yaaroo divoonast vaghti to ham nisti miad mano mikone!! 0000000000000000000000 425.rashtiye zanesh mimire kolli az chekash bargasht mikhore 0000000000000000000000 426.Ye pirzane mire azmayeshgah ke javabe azmayeshesho begire, behesh migan ke shoma hameleyi,pirzane mige ey baba dige be bademjoonam nemishe etemad kard 0000000000000000000000 427.Ye bar yeki dashte tork aro mizade o migofte behrooz to mano bichare kardi!!!az tork e miorsan chera az khodet defa nemikoni? mige: beza bezane akhe man ke behrooz nistam!! 0000000000000000000000 428.torke be doos 2khtaresh mige zeshte to mahal befaman ma baham doost shodim farda to inja vasta man ba mashin miam barat bogh mizanam to begoo mostaghim bad savaret mikonam berim biroon. 2khtare mige bashe! fardasht torke miad bogh mizane 2khtare mige sedkhandan , torke mige nemikhore gazesho migire mire 0000000000000000000000 429.4 5 ta torke savare asansoor bodaN bad nemidonestan chi kar konan hey invar onvaro nega mikonan chizi nemifaman! bad yeho yeki miad savar mishe dokme tabaghe 3 o mizane. yeki az torke dad mizane baraye salamatie aghaye ranande salavat! 0000000000000000000000 430.to ghazvin pas az kando kav ye ketab az dele khak biroon miaran ke male 1000 sal pish boode rooye ketabo ke pak mikonan esmesh neveshte shode bood : khosro-farhad va khaterate shakhsie shirin 0000000000000000000000 431.torke zanesh Sabze boode 13 be dar mindazatesh to rodkhone. 0000000000000000000000 432.Torke axe gore khar zade booode bala otaghesh , rafighesh miad azesh miporse in chie vase chi zadi inja?!?! mige vala axe marhoom pedarame vaghti to juventos bazi mikard. 0000000000000000000000 433.be torke migan roozi chand ta noon mikhori?!? mige 2 ta lavash , 5 ta sangak , 3 ta taftoon.migan eyval baba pas Barbari nemikhori?!?! mige pas inaro ba chi mikhoram?!?! 0000000000000000000000 434.ye rooz ye 206 be ye folkse mige bebin cheshaye man che ghad keshide o ghashange. folkse mige age motore toam to koonet mikardan cheshat gerd mishod. 0000000000000000000000 435.Torke jorab mikhare barash bozorg booode jelosh panbe mizare! 0000000000000000000000 436.Torke mire estakhr ahanghe titanic mizaran barash , ghargh mishe 0000000000000000000000 437.be rashtie migan kodoom bachato bishtar doos dari? mige 7omi... Migan Chera??? mige akhe Seyyede 0000000000000000000000 438.az torke miporsan: bebakhshid shoma torki? mige: khodet khari 0000000000000000000000 439.aaghaa migan daare nasle khar to turkye mongharez mishe az bas ke maghze khar khordan. 0000000000000000000000 440.torke kheyli tizo zerang boode.taa miyaan behesh began ba...(jomle besaaz)mige: ey baba 0000000000000000000000 441.ye rooz ye turke mire tehran,ye rooze dige ye turke mire tehraan,har rooz chand taa turke miran tehraan..in shode ke tehraan injoori shode dige 0000000000000000000000 442.midoonid shebaahate noone sookhte baa marde ghargh shode baa ye zane haamele :har 3 ro dir keshidan biroon 0000000000000000000000 443.turke baraaye khoonash tovaalet farangi mikhare yeho lahjash avaz mishe. 0000000000000000000000 444.ye rooz torke radio ghoran goosh mikarde, tamoom ke mishe boosesh mikone mizare roo taghcheh 0000000000000000000000 445.be torke migan haletoon chetore mige taze mooket kardim 0000000000000000000000 446.ye rooz USA 3ta bache+ ro migire ,bache+ aro edam kone,mige bayad be in regim fohsh bedid ta azad shid,avali mige:2ta khiare chanbar,1kish too koone rahbar yekish too koone akbar ,dovomi ham hamino mige azadesh mikonan.torke mige :4 ta khiare chanbar,2tash too kooone akbar ,2tash too kone rahbar,AKBAR TOO KOONE RAHBAR,RAHBAR TOO KOONE AKBAR (yeho jav migiratesh mige)MARG BAR AMRIKA 0000000000000000000000 447.ye bar torke pash khab mire kafshesho midozdan.... 0000000000000000000000 448.Tork e dore khodesh micharkhide harz mishe 0000000000000000000000 449.torke naghoos kelisa ro mizade dar mirafte har rooz pedar rohani in dafe ghaieem mishe ke torke ro begire torke ta miyad nagooso bezane pedar mipare jolosh torke hol mishe mige bebakhshid isa khooneh hastesh ? ! 0000000000000000000000 450.Be torke migand sabze limouei ra vasf kon mige abie asemoonie ro beshash toosh!!! 0000000000000000000000 451.Bache rashtiye be babash mige chera axe lokhte mamanamo andakhti background windows? Babahe mige hissss az system asghar agha kesh raftam!!! 0000000000000000000000 452.ZAN:khaste shodam pas key miad? MARD:sabr kon alan miad ZAN:khise aragh shodam MARD:ghor nazan dare miad ZAN: paham dard gereft base MARD:bia inam taxi !!! 0000000000000000000000 453.Ye rashtiye ba zanesh miran maran make,vaghti barmigarde behesh migan khob pass zanet koo? mige nemidoonam valla mano ferestadan marve khanoomo ferestadan safa!!! 0000000000000000000000 454.akhondeh mireh balaie manbar to mahe moharam shoro miconeh be rozeh [ada mada pada ada mada dada]yeki migeh chi mikhoneh baghalish migeh rozeh aliasghareh[midoni kocholo bodeh] 0000000000000000000000 455.torke mikhaste zanesho bokoshe too ghazash chaghoo mirize 0000000000000000000000 456.yeshab torke balal mikhore, ta sob azoon mige 0000000000000000000000 457.torke zire avare bam gir karde boode har che ghadr zoor mizadan biaranesh biroon nemioomade hey migofte:be khoda man kari nakardam faghat sifoono keshidam 0000000000000000000000 458.ghanoone panjome newton: age betooni ba sorate noor dore derakht bodoie mitooni koone khodet bezari 0000000000000000000000 459.midooni oon chie ke az vasate sine rad mishe ,be roone pa malide mishe ,mire to ye soorakh? ........bazam fekraye bad bad kardi?..... 0on kamarbande imenie bi adab 0000000000000000000000 460.torke babash atish migire jav migiratesh az roosh mipare 0000000000000000000000 461.be torke migan ta hala kari kardi ke kheyli zayeh shode bashi.migeh : are, ye bar khooneh tanha boodam ke dokhtar khalam behem zang zad goft man tanham bia pisham.vaghti raftam khoonash goft:man miram too otagh to 5daghigheh dige bia too.man ham bad 5 daghigheh raftam too otagh amma hameh dad zadand tavvalodet mobarak.behesh migan kojaye in zayeh bood.migeh:akheh man lokht raftam too otagh 0000000000000000000000 462.torke eynak dodi mizane mire biron bad pesaresho mibine mohkam mizane zire goshe pesar pesare mige baba chera mizani mige en mogheye shab biron chi kar mikoni mige baba shab nist eynak zadi eynako bar dar bad babae eynako bar midare dobare mizane zire goshe pesare dobare pesare mige baraye chi mizani mige ahmagh az dishab ta hala inja chi kar mikoni 0000000000000000000000 463.be rashtie migan yeki az khaterateto begoo mige raftam khoone didam khanoomam ba ye aghaii zire patoe asabam khoord shod patoo ro keshidim oonvar hala hey oona patooro bekesh hey man bekesh vayyyyyy 3 taii inghad khandidim 0000000000000000000000 464.Joloye torke joke torky migan va hame mikhandan ela torke migan chera to nemikhandi mige baraye shoma joke baraye ma ye donya khatere ast 0000000000000000000000 465.Ye roz torke mire kharesho befroshe bad torke ta ghafel mishe mibine ke khare dare pol mishmore 0000000000000000000000 466.torke dishe mahvarsho mizare bala poshte boom roosh minevise cooler! 0000000000000000000000 467.be torke migan chera be shoma bayad hame chio 2 bar goft? torke mige: ha?? 0000000000000000000000 468.yaro farse ke vase torka jok misakhte tobe mikone mire make, dashte dore kabe tavaf mikarde ye torke miyad azash miporse : agha bebakhshid gheble kodom vare?!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 469.az gosfandeh miporsan : che arezoyi dary? mige: tanha arezoom ine ke ye roozham ke shodeh beshinam jeloye vaanet 0000000000000000000000 470.ye roz ye morchehe mire sazmane enteghale khoon behesh migan shoma chan sisi mikhayn khoon bedin mige man sisi oisi halim nist be man shilang vasl konin 0000000000000000000000 471.az yaro miporsan be zane hamele tork chi migan , mige:khar to khar 0000000000000000000000 472.ye torke ba bacheash dasht gorgam be hava bazy mikard.jav gereft bachasho khord473.be ye torke migan age raees jomhour beshi avalin kari ke mikoni chiye ? goft daste khodam ro too sherkat naft band mikonam . 0000000000000000000000 474.2 ta jojeh gharar mizaran vaghti bozorg shodan ba ham ezdevaj konan, vaghti bozorg mishan mibinan har doshon khorosan! 0000000000000000000000 475.jashnvareye filmhaye takhayoliye rasht 1-zane vafadar 2- marde ba gheirat 3- farzande halal zade 4- simorghe bolorin baraye filme: pesari ke yek pedar dasht 0000000000000000000000 476.ye rooz be ye torke migan chera tork shodi?mige saratan ke nis khoob mishe dige 0000000000000000000000 477.be amrica migan chera oomadi aragh mige emam hosein talabide ......miporsan key az aragh miri ?mige harmoghe ke emam reza betalabe 0000000000000000000000 478.mare doosteshoo darbo daghoon mibine mige: chi shode? refighesh ye ahi mikeshe mige bade ye omr ashegh boodan befahmi eshghet shilange khely sakhte 0000000000000000000000 479.ghazvinye ye ghaleb yakh dastesh gerefte hey eenvar oonvaresho niga mikone.migan chikar mikoni.mige dare chike mikone donbale soorakhesh migardam. 0000000000000000000000 480.Torkaro mizanan be bargh fyooz mipare,fyoozo mizanan torke mipare. 0000000000000000000000 481.ye P hamele mishe ... mishe B 0000000000000000000000 482.torke ro ba filme supre migiran, behesh migan in chiye? mige posht sahneye aroosiye! 0000000000000000000000 483.rashtiye dashte ba zan va bachash mirafte yehoo ye motori miad zanesho mighape mire! bachehe mige:baba bodo! mamano bord! rashtiye mige:mamano vel kon, shetabo bechasb! 0000000000000000000000 484.be torke migan chi shod Motad shodi?! mige:valla ba refighemoon gharar gozashtim roozaye tatil beshinim ye pok bezanim, zado Emam mord 2 hafte tatil shod 0000000000000000000000 485.be ye torke migan age sardet beshe chi kar mikoni ? mige miram baghale bokhari . migan age kheili sardet beshe chi karmikoni ? mige michasbam be bokhari . migan age kheili kheili sardet beshe chi kar mikoni ? mige bokhari ro roshan mikonam 0000000000000000000000 486.be torke migan @ ro bekhoOn,mige a(ey) doret begardam 0000000000000000000000 487.jadidtarin Taghsim bandi ensanha: 1-pestandaran 2-pestanmalan 3-pestankharan 4-lapestangozaran 0000000000000000000000 488.ye rooz yek seri tajer tork ke morattab mosaferat mikardan dashtan az tehran rad mishodan va tooye mosaferkhoone jaa peyda nemikonand, dige shab nachar mishand mirand dare khooneye ye bande khoda ro mizanand ke agha mishe ma shab inja bemoonim.yaroo ham ke kheili mehmoon navaz boode mige ok. bad shab mogheye sham yeki az tajera mokhe dokhtare sabkhoonaro mizane va shab tartibesho mide. sob ke mishe kolli tashakor mikonand va yaroo torke mige in addresse mane va agar masiretoon be tabriz ina khord maro be gholami ghabool konid va ye sar bema bezanid. (be torki yani agar dokhtaretoon hamele shod in addresse mane)ye 5 sal bad dobare dashtand az tehran rad mishodand yaroo mige hich khabari az ina nashod berim ye sar beheshoon bezanim va ye hali azashoon beporsim.miran dare khuneye yaroo tehrooniyaro mizanand va ye pesare 4 sale daro baaz mikone mige bale? migan mishe ba baba bozorg sohbat konim mige ok va mire babaye dokhtararo seda kone.babaye dokhtare miado mige befarmayeed mige salam ma az inja rad mishodim oomadim haletoono beporsim va babahe majera ro tarif mikone ke are shoma ke raftid dokhtaram hamele shod va inam bachashe.bad torke miporse ke chera mano khabar nakardid?yaroo babahe mige man ba kheili az bozorgaye famil mashverat kardam va be in natije residam ke TARJIH MIDAM KE YE NAVEYE HAROOMZADE DASHTE BASHAM TA INKE YE DAMADE TORK.Conclusion(ya hamoon natijegiri akhlaghi)1- Agar dokhtare javoon to khanevade darid mehmoone tork davat nakonid.2- hala agar nachar shodid mehmoone tork davat konid bepayeed nare soraghe dokhtaretoon.3- hala agar khabetoon bordo va yaroo raft soraghe dokhtaretoon be dokhtaretoon yad bebid hatman az condom estefade kone. (alave bar jelogiri az hamelegi baraye jelogiri az amraze heyvani ina)4- hala agar kar az in kara gozasht bedoonid "Naveye haroomzade behtar az damade torke" 0000000000000000000000 489.4 ta masihi boodan miran pishe perade roohani to kilisa,avali mire jeloo mige : pedar man yeki ro angool kardam, alan pashimoonam chi kar konam? pedar mige: dasteto bezan to abe moghaddas,dorost mishe,dovomiye mire mige:pedar, yeki dast zade be sinehaye man chi kar konam, alan pashimoonam? pedar mige: sinehato bezan too abe moghaddas doros mishe. 3vomiye ta biyad harfe bezane , 4 romiye mige: khahar meri khahar meri, nari kooneto beshooriya , akhe man mikham gher ghere konam!! 0000000000000000000000 490.shoareh rooze jahanyeh adis: agar dary to aghlo danesho hoosh bekhar kandoom bekesh roosho bekon toosh !!! 0000000000000000000000 491.yerooz ye babayi kheili hashar boode be bachash mige boro be nanat begoo baraye amaliat valfajr amade beshebache ham mire mige. mamane mige boro be babat begoo khoramshahr khoonin ast. (baraye kesayi ke khengand yani zane period boode)bad bache ham mire be babash mige babahe ham mige boro be nanat begoo eshkal nadare emshab roo tapeha kar mikonim ta bad bebinim chi mishe. 0000000000000000000000 492.yaroo mire khoone torke ke telep kone.torke behesh mige bebinam kotlete ye shab moonde mikhori..yaroo mige : are baba eshakli nadaare. torke mige: pas boro fardaa shab biyaa!!!! 0000000000000000000000 493.torke az jahannam mire dame dare behesht mige yakh darin?migan darim vali nemidim! mige bashe vali farda sobh nayan begin Abejoosh bedin ha! 0000000000000000000000 494.ye motorie mizane be gonjeshke,gonjeshke bi hoosh mishe,bad motorie gonjeshkaro mibare khoone mizare too ghafas,gonjeshke ke be hoosh miado khodesho too ghafas mibine jigh mikeshe mige:ey vay MOTORIE MORD?!!! 0000000000000000000000 495.computer ha be 4 dalil dokhtarand:1)faghat khalegheshon az manteghe daroneshon sar dar miare2)faghat khodeshon zabone khodeshono mifahman 3)age yeki pabandeshon beshe bayad harchi pol dare barashon lavazeme janebi bekhare 4)age ye kam sabr mikardi yeki behtaresh giret miomad 0000000000000000000000 496.torke be zanesh mige ajab damade amrikaie khubi darima .man poshte dar budambaraye inke man bidar nasham be dokhtaremoon yavashaki migoft : suck it. suck it!! 0000000000000000000000 497.torke baa lore da'evaashoon mishe..torke ye ajor part mikone.lore paa mishe hed mizane!!!!!!!! 0000000000000000000000 498.at the end of the sex !!!american girls say : ohhhhh yesssss !!!german girls say :oooow yahhhh !!! iranian girls say :" be kasi nagi yaaaa " 0000000000000000000000 499.Be Ye Amrica,E & Ye Afrigha,E & Ye irani Migan Nazaretoon Rajebe Koopene Goosht Chiye ?Amrica,Eye Koopen Chiye , Afrigha,Eye Mige Goosht Chiye , irani,Eye Mige Nazar Chiye ! 0000000000000000000000 500.ye rooz 2ta nozado az otaghe Sezariyan miyaran biroon...yekishoon pesar boode be oon yeki mige to 2khtary ya pessar mige man nemidoonam....pessare mige alan behet migam ...bad mire zire patoo miyad biroon mige 2khtary ....mige az koga fahmidy mige akhe joorabat sooraty bood ... 0000000000000000000000 501.be torke pool midan bere mashrob bekhare to rah polic mibine polo mindaze to joob farar mikone 0000000000000000000000 502.ye rooz ye torke tooye havaye sard ye asb ro mibine ke dashte nafas mikeshide va bokhar az dahanesh biroon miyoomade . bad ba khodesh fekr mikone va mige aha pas asbe bokhar ke migan ine 0000000000000000000000 503.Goosfande mire joloye Jigaraki, mige: "tike tike kardi dele manooooo....." 0000000000000000000000 504.gahzviniaro ba ye gooni short migiran ,migan in chieh ?migeh in hameye khateratame 0000000000000000000000 505.ye rooz be rashtie migan chera zan nemigiri? mige 5 rooze gereftam kheiliam akhlaghesh khoobe.migan too 5 rooz az koja shenakhtish mige rooze aval ke raftam didam 2 ta mard khoonan goftam ina kian goft shoharam oonja fahmidam SEDAGHAT dare rooze bad raftam didam 3 ta mard khoonan goftam ina kian saresho endakht paiin oonja fahmidam NEJABAT dare rooze sevom ke raftam jelo kho0one saf bood safo kenar zadam behem goft boro tahe saf oonja fahmidam EDALAT DARE akharin rooz raftam be mamanesh shekayat konam didam jelo dare khooneye mamanesham safe oonja fahmidam ke ESALAT dare 0000000000000000000000     
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